$ 10.00 USD
4 Day Tornado has the enthusiasm and energy of the ’80s with a contemporary sound.
Tracks:
Song Of The Universe
Stone Cold Love
Nothin’ At All
My Tuesday
State Of Grace
Watchin’ The Headlights Burn
Solid Ground
For All Our Time
It Goes On
Well, Frankly…
$ 10.00 USD
When you hear Matchbox 20, Matthew Sweet, The Posies and Fastball, it becomes perfectly clear that the legacy of 20/20,the founding fathers of power pop is alive. The brand new album is eleven tracks of powerfully artistic music.
Tracks:
Land Of The Free
Trip In Hollywood
Picasso’s Big Blue Heart
Do You Feel
Cool White Laura
I Never Did No Hitler
Best Thing In The World
Julie
Sex
New Thing
What
So Many Reasons
$ 10.00 USD
Imagine what the Beatles’ ‘Abbey Road’ would have sounded like if it had been originally released by Metallica, and you have a good starting point for ‘Abbey Load.’
You’ve got to tip your hat to the lads in Beatallica. Few would have thought to merge together two of the most successful acts of their respective genres – pop tunesmiths the Beatles and thrash metal bashers Metallica – and create a must-hear, creative blend of both iconic artists. And the band that contains such wittily named band members as Jaymz Lennfield, Kliff McBurtney, Ringo Larz, and Grg III are back with their third full-length overall, ‘Abbey Load,’ via Oglio Records.
“Abbey Load” track listing:
01. Come Together
02. I Saw Her Standing There
03. Michelle
04. Help!
05. Please Please Me
06. Blackbird
07. You Never Give Me Your Money
08. Sun King
09. Mean Mr. Mustard
10. Polythene Pam
11. She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
12. Golden Slumbers
13. Carry that Weight
14. The End
15. Her Majesty
$ 10.00 USD
Those other inglorious bastards, Beatallica, the only rock band in the world legally approved to bash up The Beatles and Metallica into new original masterpieces, return with the brand spanking new studio album, Masterful Mystery Tour, on Oglio Records, a Fontana/Universal distributed label. Masterful Mystery Tour is the official follow up to Sgt. Hetfield’s Motorbreath Pub Band, the album that owes its initial legal existence to the coolness that is Lars Ulrich with the official blessing from the Metallica camp. Recorded on the heels of their All You Need Is Blood EP and the Drinkus Maximus World Tour, Beatallica along with their producer and engineer Flemball Rasmartin, have hit their stride for maximum awesomeness, taking their sound to a whole new blistering level. Beatallica’s technically brilliant musicianship and uncanny ability to craft two polar opposites into new unique must hear songs, continues to separate them from the pack.
Tracks:
The Battery Of Jamyz And Yoko
Masterful Mystery Tour
Fuel On The Hill
And I’m Evil
Everybody’s Got A Ticket To Ride
Running For Your Life
The Thing That Should Not Let it Be
Hero Of The Day Tripper
Got To Get You Trapped Under Ice
I’ll Just Bleed Your Face
I Want To Choke Your Band
Tomorrow Never Comes
$ 10.00 USD
Hey Dude! Beatallica, the band that could drink 1,000 beers with Sgt. Hetfield, is now set to deck your halls and plunder your stockings with their first ever Holiday Season release, Winter Plunderband. Make it a Metal Christmas with Beatalli-cized versions of Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” and John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s “Happy Christmas (War Is Over)”. Winter Plunderband also unleashes the very first Beatallica originals with “Hella Day For Holidays” and “Heretic”! Beatallica is the only band in the world legally approved to bash up Metallica and The Beatles into brand new original masterpieces. Check out the awesomeness with Sgt. Hetfield’s Motorbreath Pub Band, All You Need Is Blood, Masterful Mystery Tour and now, Winter Plunderband!
Feautures
Paul McCartney cover “Wonderful Christmastime”
John Lennon & Yoko Ono cover “Happy Christmas (War Is Over)”
& two first time ever Beataliica originals “Hella Day For Holiday”
“Heretic”
This CD comes in a mini-cardboard album jacket sleeve. Fun and portable!
$ 5.00 USD
Nine albums and 20 years later comes the release of Cyndi’s new CD “Shine.” The CD was released to stores nationwide in support of Cyndi’s tour with Cher in 2002.
Tracks:
Shine
It’s Hard to Be Me
Madonna Whore
Water’s Edge
Shine (Illicit Remix)
Sold Out
At long last the remixes you have been waiting for! In response to popular demand, Cyndi has decided to release a special Maxi-CD single with 5 different mixes of the amazing song SHINE. As if that weren’t enough, the Maxi-CD includes a Bonus Track “Higher Plane.”
This CD clocks in at over 53 minutes and is packed with the hot dance beats of Tracy Young and Illicit.
Tracks:
Shine (Tracy Young Mix) 13:10
Shine (Tracy Young Instrumental) 13:19
Shine (Illicit Mix) 8:39
Shine (Illicit Instrumental) 8:41
Shine (A Capella) 5:18
Higher Plane (Bonus Track) 4:12
$ 20.00 USD
You know him as the voice of Homer Simpson (and Krusty, Grampa, Groundskeeper Willie etc) from The Simpsons. This album features Dan and his real life wife Deb Lacusta doing fun and unique comedy bits and the track “So Dumb (Homer’s Lament).
Track:
AM Therapy
Badger Baseball
Elvus
Rocks Off
Horoscope
Dynamite Sales
Drive Time
Citizen Kane
So Dumb (Homer’s Lament)
Dan Castellaneta is best known to the world as the star of the hit Fox TV show “THE SIMPSONS.” On “TWO LIPS” Dan collects 14 wonderfully unique songs. This CD is a truly enjoyable listen for Beatles fans, Simpsons fans and all music fans.
Tracks:
Dog Who’s Chasing After A Ball
Deborah
Rainbow Colored Cloud
Take A Little Time
Blue Moon Pie
Harlequin, The
Disillusion Street
No One Around
Through It All There Is Love
Ostrich Avenue
Tulips
Feet On The Ground
Under The Peppertree
Searching For Ramone
$ 10.00 USD
Alien Nation is the first CD George Lopez released and has been out of print for many years. It regularly sells for big dollars on auction sites and in used CD stores. George wanted his fans to have access to this classic title without having to pay the premium prices.
Tracks:
Ezekiel 25:17 (open sequence by Samuel L. Jackson)
Aqua Net
Television
Ignorance (Donkey)
Hispanics (Closet Mexican)
Movies (My Family vs. Batman)
Manteca and Kool Aid
Menudo/Xmas Tamales
Million Man Nap
Killer Bees
Oprah’s End Tables
Taco Bell
Selena/Jerry Garcia
Cayan Pepper Spray
Carpooling/Gangbanging
O.J. Simpson/Rosa Lopez
The Race Card
Alien Nation
2015
Sold Out
On “El Mas Chingon” (or ‘The Baddest…”), standup comic and sitcom star George Lopez’s observations on Latino culture and his own life reveal him to be one of the most real and honest comedians since Richard Pryor. With his comedy albums, tours, TV show, book, movies, awards and influence, comedian George Lopez is El Mas Chingon.
George Lopez is a Harris Poll Top Ten TV Personality, on TV Guide’s list of 50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time and recognized by Time Magazine as one of the 25 Most Influential Hispanics In America.
Awards include Image Vision Award, Latino Spirit Award for Excellence in Television, the National Hispanic Media Coalition Impact Award and a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This CD will ship autographed – while supplies last!
Tracks:
Si Se Puede “Oh My God”
Different Is Masputo
Kids Now
Swimming
Weenies On A Fork
Cider
Church Hangover
Grandma & The Supremes
White Dudes In The Family
Going Back Five Times
Walk Of Fame
Will
Who Told You That?
Kidney
Operation Chorizo
$ 10.00 USD
On “El Mas Chingon” (or ‘The Baddest…”), standup comic and sitcom star George Lopez’s observations on Latino culture and his own life reveal him to be one of the most real and honest comedians since Richard Pryor. With his comedy albums, tours, TV show, book, movies, awards and influence, comedian George Lopez is El Mas Chingon.
George Lopez is a Harris Poll Top Ten TV Personality, on TV Guide’s list of 50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time and recognized by Time Magazine as one of the 25 Most Influential Hispanics In America.
Awards include Image Vision Award, Latino Spirit Award for Excellence in Television, the National Hispanic Media Coalition Impact Award and a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This CD will ship autographed – while supplies last!
Tracks:
Si Se Puede “Oh My God”
Different Is Masputo
Kids Now
Swimming
Weenies On A Fork
Cider
Church Hangover
Grandma & The Supremes
White Dudes In The Family
Going Back Five Times
Walk Of Fame
Will
Who Told You That?
Kidney
Operation Chorizo
$ 10.00 USD
GEORGE LOPEZ reached a broad audience as the host of his own radio show in Los Angeles. When the station changed formats George found a new way to keep himself busy – with his own TV show on ABC!
This CD captures a great moment in George’s development as a stand up comedian. Check this one out and while shopping, check out George’s other CDs “Team Leader” and “Alien Nation”, both available here at coolcds.com or by calling 1-800-COOL-CDS.
Tracks:
Introduction
Chicano Dudes
Trip To Mexico
Dodger Games
You Saw Me
Clocks
Memories
Livin’ At Home
Sex Talk
E.R.
Habla Habla?-$40 Fine
Birthdays
Memmer?…U Memmer!
You’re Gonna Say No
Holmes Depot
Right Now Right Now?…Later Later!
Original Factory Color
Color
$ 10.00 USD
George Lopez is one of the premier comedic talents in the entertainment industry today. He is the co-creator, writer, producer and star of the ABC network and Warner Bros. Television produced sitcom, “George Lopez,” now in its third season. “Team Leader” was released in 2003 to great public acclaim and was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album in 2004.
Tracks:
Spanglish
Chicano Speak
Orientation
Team Leader
Kids In The Store
The Bike
Mexican Homes
Dogs
Disposable Camera
Disneyland
Weddings In The Back Yard
My Uncle’s Heart Attack
Love You…Sober
Crazy Aunt
The Bush
The White House
Fame
Jack In The Box
Socoro
$ 10.00 USD
“Come Again?,” is a collection of the very best of The Joke Man’s six Original Red Hot, Wild, and Mild Talking Joke Book Cassettes. It includes Jackies song, FOOLS GOLD as it was re-recorded for the soundtrack of the Palisades Pictures film “Rules For Men” (in which you can also see JM as low-life lawyer, Larry Lawton.)
Tracks:
Lids & Lads
Ghosts & Gunk
Guzzlers & Gringos
Dopes & Danglers
Bags & Beasts
Jilters & Jerkers
Squawkers & Salamis
Superiors & Stuffers
Potions & Preachers
Sewers & Swiggers
Pissers & Parkers
Sippers & Soakers
Mobsters & Monarchs
Fools & The Faithful
Callers & Coaxers
Bunnies & Blockers
Smilers & Swatters
Wankers & Wipers
Cheaters & Chompers
Shoppers & Sisters
Fools Gold
$ 10.00 USD
Los Angeles – Oglio Records has reissued three classic Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling albums from the Jokeland vaults, What Did You Expect, Goin’ Ape and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well. In celebration of April Fool’s Day, the only holiday devoted to all things funny, Oglio Records is running a month long comedy sale with the digital versions of all 11 Jackie Martling comedy albums on sale for only $4.99, including at Amazon and iTunes.
The Jackie reissues are his first three comedy albums, originally released on vinyl. What Did You Expect (his official comedy debut and originally released in 1979), Goin’ Ape (originally released in 1980) and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well (originally released in 1981). These were the albums that Jackie later sent to Howard Stern and by 1986, Jackie was a full time member of The Howard Stern Show.
Jackie signed with Oglio Records in 1996 and by 2011, their partnership accounts for 11 official Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling comedy albums, a comedy podcast series with fellow Oglio Records recording artist Red Peters and Jackie ring tones. The famous Jackie laugh is now available as various ring tones at Verizon, AT&T and all mobile carriers.
I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. – Jackie Martling
snart is Jackie’s latest comedy record featuring new material for Oglio Records and is available as a CD/DVD combo. In addition to the three new reissues, What Did You Expect, Goin Ape and Normal People, his catalog includes snart, F. Jackie, Hot Dogs and Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man, Come Again? as well as his two squeaky clean kids titles, Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..
Jackie Martling can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80’s and continues to tour regularly. Check jokeland.com for all tour dates.
$ 20.00 USD
$ 10.00 USD
Carl Oglio is a huge Howard Stern Show fan, and in 1996 he asked me to record a CD for his Oglio Records. I’m still smiling about turning him down. I mean, saying yes, I’d love to.
Since the girls wouldn’t say “Sgt. Pecker,” I told the crowds at the tapings for the next CD that I decided to make it a bit more cryptic and call the next one “Hot Dogs & Donuts,” figuring if somebody made something sexual of it that it was as much them as it was me.
Nancy Sirianni, my production partner & wife, came up with the photo ideas and spelling out the name with hot dogs & donuts.
Jackie Martling
Tracks:
Poops & Probes
Jammers & Geniuses
Smooches & Stammers
Munchers & Mares
Nips & Necklaces
Odors & Officers
Eaters & Errors
Contemplators & Calculators
Astainers &Architects
Condiments & Compliments
Barf & Breadwinners
Humpers & Holders
Clammers &Chubbies
Turds & Trims
Chasers & Cruisers
Pullers & Puppets
Gamblers & Grunters
Pooches & Perverts
Semen & Showmen
Gigolos & Gourmets
Pharmacists & Fishes
Polin’ The Colon
Squirters & Soilers
Siblings & Surprises
Leches & Lures
Tears & Trades
$ 10.00 USD
My second CD, Sgt. Pecker, was recorded in 1995 at “Chuckles,” in Mineola, one of the three original Long Island comedy clubs.
Growing out of Long Island’s first actual comedy show, produced by me & Richie Minervini at “Cinnamon,” a restaurant in Huntington, in 1979, were Richie Minervini’s “The East Side Comedy Club,” Jackie Martling’s “Governor’s Comedy Shop,” and Jim Myers “Chuckles.” On stage at Chuckles I ad-libbed a lot of the lines that are still with me every show.
I love the very end. The CD closes with a classic motorcycle joke that I had repaired many years earlier. I’ll explain that and ramble on a lot more about my second Oglio CD Sgt. Pecker on my blogalicious with Red Peters.
After a few days of telemarketing this CD, selling lots because as part of my radio deal Howard Stern said the number twice a day to millions of listeners, West Telemarketing called and told us they were dropping the product because their little old ladies in Omaha who answered the phones refused to say “pecker.” I swear.
I announced on the air the next day that it was the last day the CD would be available by phone, and we sold 20,000. Far & away our best sales day ever. Quintessential good new, bad news.
– Jackie Martling
Tracks:
Meatballs and Monkeys
Caninnes and Crayons
Rags and Racers
Habits and Heroes
Myths and Moms
Trips and Traps
Pigs and Pee
Herds and Hookers
Lovers and Utters
Diapers and Diggers
Stoppers and Stingers
Fowls and Fatsos
Digits and Dweebs
Dinosaurs and Daddies
$ 10.00 USD
snart is Jackie’s sixth comedy record and eighth record overall for Oglio Records. His previous catalog includes F. Jackie, Hot Dogs + Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man and Come Again?. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling has also released two audio companions to his long running children’s electronic joke gadgets entitled Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..
Tracks:
Testaments & Tinsel Wagers & Weavers
Surprisers & Snoozers
Dodgers & Decoys
Assblasters & The Ambidextrous
Stoners & Smackers
Playboys & Plotters
Dozers & Drippers
Turd Rustlers & Teetotalers
Pretenders & Patrons
Surprisers & Shorties
Sirens & Savers
Toasters & Twisters
Cocksmen & Counters
Lusters & Liars
Husbands & Hustlers
Drillers & Dooters
Fibbers & Fraidy cats
Choppers & Chowers
Expanders & Exes
Pals & Patients
Spouses & Spurters
Spillers & Spitters
Pluggers & Playmates
And I’m Thinkin’ About You
$ 10.00 USD
The Joke Man was recorded on a very funny Thursday night in 1993 at The Funny Bone on South Street in Philadelphia. The taping went so well that I had to stay out and celebrate.
I didn’t get back to my hotel room until 3:30 a.m., and made the operator laugh when I asked for a wake-up call for 3:45 a.m. The phone rang, I got up and made my way to New York City, and got to my seat on The Howard Stern Show at 5:50 a.m., just in time for the 6 a.m. show. My favorite places on the CD are when I worked my way into “I used to date a midget” & the classic closer, one of the “oldest, stupidest, most childish, and funniest jokes I ever heard.”
I’ll be explaining them in detail & talking about other fun stuff about my first Oglio CD The Joke Man on my blog with Red Peters.
– Jacke Martling
THE JOKE MAN Tracks:
Chubby and Chan
Parrots and Peroxide
Grammies and Goobers
Mammals and Morons
Taxis and O’Tooles
Chimps and Chugs
Mismatches and Memories
Fingers and Floors
Boats and Bowels
Furry Facefuls and The Frugal
Freaks and Families
Plungers and Poets
Smallcox and Sphincters
Bushes and Brides
Marriage Jokes and Other True Stories
Potency and Pigs
Craters and Crappers
Holes, Holes, Holes
$ 5.00 USD
Kurt Baker is a singer, songwriter and rock n’ roll performer from Portland, Maine who has always gone by the famous saying “Have a Good Time All the Time”. He is a founding member of the notable pop/punk outfit the Leftovers, who formed in 2002 and released many acclaimed records and toured all over North America and Europe. Kurt Baker’s signature unique blend of ultra catchy Beach Boys/Beatles styled melodies under a relentless wall of high energy guitars and pounding rhythms have earned him the praise of Larry Livermore (founder of Lookout Records), Ben Weasel (Screeching Weasel) and Jaret Reddick (Bowling For Soup).
Kurt emerged as a solo artist with a “labor of love” solo EP, “Got It Covered”, (2010 Oglio Records). Produced by Los Angeles based pop genius, Linus of Hollywood, “Got It Covered” featured Baker’s take on some of his favorite Power Pop songs of the 70’s and 80’s and featured guest appearances from Kay Hanley (Letters To Cleo) and Adam Marcello (Katy Perry). Kurt’s love of these classic songs all had one thing in common- “a key sense of melody.. and melody has always been the most important aspect of music to me. If you have a catchy hook in your song, you can do no wrong. I’ve always strived to write music that is catchy and fun.. that will be stuck in your head for hours after listening”.
After a successful solo-tour of Europe in the fall of 2010, backed by Italy’s best Power Pop band, The Radio Days, Baker focused on taking his solo act back to the USA. A brief stint of shows throughout the Midwest brought together a group of musicians featuring Mike Bryne (the Methadones), Wyatt Funderburk (Second Saturday), Geoff Useless (the Guts) & Craig Sala (Planeside), to make up the Kurt Baker Band.
$ 29.99 USD
Track Listing:
1. Just Forget About It
2. Don’t Steal My Heart Away
3. Can’t Have Her Back
4. Kiss Me
5. Why You Gotta Lie?
6. The Problem
Kurt Baker is a singer, songwriter and rock n’ roll performer from Portland, Maine who has always gone by the famous saying “Have a Good Time All the Time”. He is a founding member of the notable pop/punk outfit the Leftovers, who formed in 2002 and released many acclaimed records and toured all over North America and Europe. Kurt Baker’s signature unique blend of ultra catchy Beach Boys/Beatles styled melodies under a relentless wall of high energy guitars and pounding rhythms have earned him the praise of Larry Livermore (founder of Lookout Records), Ben Weasel (Screeching Weasel) and Jaret Reddick (Bowling For Soup).
Kurt emerged as a solo artist with a “labor of love” solo EP, “Got It Covered”, (2010 Oglio Records). Produced by Los Angeles based pop genius, Linus of Hollywood, “Got It Covered” featured Baker’s take on some of his favorite Power Pop songs of the 70’s and 80’s and featured guest appearances from Kay Hanley (Letters To Cleo) and Adam Marcello (Katy Perry). Kurt’s love of these classic songs all had one thing in common- “a key sense of melody.. and melody has always been the most important aspect of music to me. If you have a catchy hook in your song, you can do no wrong. I’ve always strived to write music that is catchy and fun.. that will be stuck in your head for hours after listening”
After a successful solo-tour of Europe in the fall of 2010, backed by Italy’s best Power Pop band, The Radio Days, Baker focused on taking his solo act back to the USA. A brief stint of shows throughout the Midwest brought together a group of musicians featuring Mike Bryne (the Methadones), Wyatt Funderburk (Second Saturday), Geoff Useless (the Guts) & Craig Sala (Planeside), to make up the Kurt Baker Band.
$ 9.99 USD
You asked for it and you got it! The two Oglio Kurt Baker albums combined on one low priced CD!
Kurt Baker is a singer, songwriter and rock n’ roll performer from Portland, Maine who has always gone by the famous saying “Have a Good Time All the Time”. He is a founding member of the notable pop/punk outfit the Leftovers, who formed in 2002 and released many acclaimed records and toured all over North America and Europe. Kurt Baker’s signature unique blend of ultra catchy Beach Boys/Beatles styled melodies under a relentless wall of high energy guitars and pounding rhythms have earned him the praise of Larry Livermore (founder of Lookout Records), Ben Weasel (Screeching Weasel) and Jaret Reddick (Bowling For Soup).
Kurt emerged as a solo artist with a “labor of love” solo EP, “Got It Covered”, (2010 Oglio Records). Produced by Los Angeles based pop genius, Linus of Hollywood, “Got It Covered” featured Baker’s take on some of his favorite Power Pop songs of the 70’s and 80’s and featured guest appearances from Kay Hanley (Letters To Cleo) and Adam Marcello (Katy Perry). Kurt’s love of these classic songs all had one thing in common- “a key sense of melody.. and melody has always been the most important aspect of music to me. If you have a catchy hook in your song, you can do no wrong. I’ve always strived to write music that is catchy and fun.. that will be stuck in your head for hours after listening”.
When looking at what drives Kurt’s musical passion, he can pinpoint the second his life was changed by music. “The first record I ever loved was “Rubber Soul” by the Beatles. I must have been 5 years old when my uncle played me his cassette tape in his gigantic van as we drove through the rolling hills of Wisconsin. I’ll never forget the feeling that I felt when I first heard the opening chords of “Drive My Car” and the rockin’ shuffle of “The Word”.. even the melodic 12 string intro of Harrison’s “If I Needed Someone” hit me as something totally new and foreign. The songs in “Rubber Soul” just struck something in me.. it was exciting, and almost indescribable. I finally felt like I understood something.”
This CD contains both albums “Got It Covered” and “Rockin For A Living” plus two rare bonus tracks “Why You Gotta Lie? (Acoustic Demo)” and “Trouble Boys”.
1. Just Forget About It
2. Don’t Steal My Heart Away
3. Can’t Have Her Back
4. Kiss Me
5. Why You Gotta Lie?
6. The Problem
7. Why You Gotta Lie? (Acoustic Demo)
8. Let Me Out
9. Hanging On The Telephone
10. Pump It Up
11. I’ve Done Everything For You
12. Is She Really Going Out With Him?
13. Cruel To Be Kind
14. Turning Japanese
15. Trouble Boys (Bonus Track)
$ 10.00 USD
Los Angeles California – Nerd Rock favorites Nerf Herder will be releasing their fourth album entitled “IV” via their new deal with Oglio Records, distributed by Fontana/Universal. “IV” is produced by Angus Cooke (former The Ataris), owner of legendary Santa Barbara based Orange Whip Studios. Nerf Herder will tour to support “IV” which includes odes to cassettes, orange backpacks, golfshirts, orb clutching dragons, manatees, the awesomeness of Led Zeppelin, Santa Barbara, high school dances and later high school reunions all mixed with perhaps the album’s greatest secret ingredient, unrequited love.
The razor witted “IV” continues in the vein of the classic Nerf Herder of “Sorry”, “High Five Anxiety”, “Mr. Spock” and “Van Halen” fame, as well as sly Jim Gaffigan references, securing the band as one of melodic Geek Rock’s leading lights. Lev Grossman from Time Magazine’s “Nerd World” blog recently had not one but two Nerf Herder tracks in their Top 10 All Time Nerd-Pop and Nerdcore Songs. New music videos include “Oh Me, Oh My” and an animated video for “Manatee” by Decoy Milk.
The band takes their name from a Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back reference — when Princess Leia insults Han Solo with “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”. They are also responsible for the Buffy The Vampire Slayer theme song and performed as the very last band to play show’s fictional venue during Buffy’s final season. Nerf Herder music can also be heard in the MLB 2K7 video game and in the Geek By Night podcast series.
Tracks:
Oh Me, Oh My
Golfshirt, Pt.
High School Reunion
WTC #7
Dianalee
Crocodile
(Stand By Your) Manatee
Garage Sale
Led Zeppelin Rules
Dance
I’m Not A Loser
Backpack Song
$ 15.00 USD
The amazing Red Peter’s classic album is back in stock in VERY limited quantities. order now before this classic album disappears!
Tracks:
Baby Blue Intro (with Alan Pinchloaf)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
How’s Your Whole… Family?
The Two Gay Irishmen
Rocket In My Pants
Intro By Alan Pinchloaf
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains
The Dark Years: Stains Incident / Tourette Benefit / I’m A Pig / Did You Ever Fudge Your Undies In The Rain? / Fudge Rap / Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer / Italian Polka
Little Peter
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
Baby Blue
(Instrumental)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
(Instrumental)
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
(Karaoke Mix)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
(Karaoke Mix)
Diana
The 10 Second National Anthem
$ 10.00 USD
Tracks:
Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (w/Pinchloaf’s Theme)
The Spelling Song
I Don’t Just Love You Down There
Pullin’ It All Night Long
Pinchloaf segue #1
The First Time I Met You
I Wanna Polka Polka
Doggy Style
Babe’s Auto Villa
Pinchloaf segue #2
You Ain’t Getting’ Shit For Christmas
Up Your Ass
Long And Hard
Natural Causes Chicken
The Closing Song
Pinchloaf segue #3
Use Your Hand
Take It Out At The Ballgame
Peenitch
Gourmet Firewood
$ 10.00 USD
Tracks:
snake oil
idolatry
skip
missionary jam
psychadelicate
haunted spouse
red alert
brandino
out of the mood
war toad (peace frog remix)
$ 39.99 USD
Robby Krieger - Singularity Autographed Vinyl
$ 10.00 USD
SINGULARITY” was named after my painting which we used for the album cover. A singularity is a profound event such as the “big bang”, which was the creation of the universe. I could have started with something smaller, such as, say the destruction of a galaxy or two, but I figured what the hell. Hopefully, the music evokes thoughts along those lines. I’m very happy, that after all these years, I was able to record some flamenco guitar, which comprises the intro’s for two of the songs, ‘Russian Caravan” and “Event Horizon” I’m also very happy with some of the slide guitar such as on “Southern Cross” and “Let It Slide”
Tracks:
Russian Caravan intro
Russian Caravan
Southern Cross
Event Horizon intro
Event Horizon
Coffin Dodger
Trane Running Late
Let it Slide
Solar Wind
House Of Bees
$ 10.00 USD
Roger Alan Wade is a country western singer/songwriter with over 20 years in the business. He has written for the likes of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and George Jones. Hell, he even has a couple of gold records and a #1 song with Hank Williams Jr.’s “Country State of Mind,” to show for it. His “If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough” song ended up on the Jackass soundtrack and became the unofficial theme of the movie.
Roger gained national attention when his first cousin, the actor Johnny Knoxville sent some songs he recorded in Knoxville’s living room to Howard Stern. Stern liked them so much he invited Roger to New York to perform live in the studio. The response was so great, the cousins decided to make an album and “All Likkered Up” is the debut release from the new alliance between Oglio Entertainment and Johnny Knoxville Records.
Tracks:
Butt Ugly Slut
Gone Back To Whoring
My Baby Loves Malt Liquor
Poontang
Sweet Wine Of Sorrow
All Likkered Up
If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough
Chicken Song
She’s A Baby When She Cries
Fryin’ Bacon Nekkid
Horse I Wanna Ride
Counterman
Johnny Cash Has Died
BB Gun
Put Another Log On The Fire
Bonus tracks:
Butt Ugly Slut
All Likkered Up (Demo)
Knoxville Girl
$ 10.00 USD
The Japanese trio Shonen Knife made major fans out of Alt-rock’s elite including Sonic Youth, Nirvana, and Redd Kross, among many others. They built a solid worldwide cult following and have spawned new fans with their tours including Lollapalooza, the release of a Shonen Knife tribute CD, as well as new material. Much of Shonen Knife’s earlier material has been unavailable for quite some time and because of the pent up demand and to support their upcoming 2005 tour, Oglio Records has decided to re-release their first four discs at a very attractive price.
Tracks:
Shonen Knife
Lazybone
Diet Run
Blue Oyster Cult
Rain
The Luck Of The Irish
My Favorite Town
Faith Healer
Redd Kross
White Flag
Superstar
Expo ’90
Fruit Loop Dreams
The Moon World
Baggs
Lazybone (Live Bonus Track)
Blue Oyster Cult (Live Bonus Track)
$ 10.00 USD
Wikipedia (September 2011) – Shonen Knife, which transliterates as Shonen Naifu, literally “Boy Knife,” is an all-female Japanese pop-punk band formed in Osaka, Japan, in 1981. Heavily influenced by 1960s girl groups, pop bands, The Beach Boys, and early punk rock acts, such as the Ramones, the trio crafts stripped-down songs expressing infectious melodies and simplistic, exuberant lyrics sung both in Japanese and English.
Despite their pop-oriented nature, the trio maintains a distinctly underground garage rock sound rooted in edgy instrumentation and D.I.Y. aesthetics, which over the course of their long career has earned them a solid, worldwide cult following and made avid fans out of seminal ’90s alternative rock acts such as Sonic Youth, Nirvana, and Redd Kross. The band has been credited with making “the international pop underground more international” by “opening it up to bands from Japan”. They have also performed as a Ramones tribute band under the name The Osaka Ramones.
Tracks:
Miracles
Parallel Woman
Twist Barbie
Elephant Pao Pao
Tortoise Brand Pot Cleaner’s Theme
Animal Song
A Day At The Factory
Burning Farm
Parrot Polynesia
Watchin’ Girl
Banana Fish
Watchin’ Girl (Live Bonus Track)
Twist Barbie (Live Bonus Track)
$ 10.00 USD
1. Introduction
2. S*P*A*M
3 .Jeans Blue
4 .Anime Phenomenon
5 .Spider House
6 .My Magic Glasses
7 .The Queen of Darkness
8 .Forest Walk
9 .A World Atlas
10. Broccoli Man
11 .Rock Society
12 .Under My Pillow
13 .Giant Kitty
$ 10.00 USD
Tracks:
Making Plans For Bison
Summertime Boogie
I Wanna Eat Chocobars
Public Bath
Devil House
Antonio Baka Guy
Ice Cream City
Ah, Singapore
Riding On The Rocket
Kappa Ex.
Riding On The Rocket (live)
Kappa Ex. (live)
$ 10.00 USD
Tracks:
An Angel Has Come
Cycling Is Fun
Elmar Elevator
Banana Leaf
Chinese Song
Flying Jelly Attack
Cannibal Papaya
Dali’s Sunflower
Insect Collector
Bye Bye
Flying Jelly Attack (live)
Insect Collector (live)
$ 10.00 USD
The Leftovers ultra-catchy power pop gems in their new release, “Eager To Please”, successfully combines the classic 60’s sounds of The Beatles and the Beach Boys with the 70’s Power Pop of Elvis Costello, The Romantics and the Rubinoos, while keeping the upbeat energy of the Ramones and The Queers. That’s right folks, “Eager to Please” has a little something for every fan of Power Pop and Post Punk music.
The Leftovers new album “Eager to Please” was produced by Linus of Hollywood and features Kim Shattuck of The Muffs, Brett Anderson of The Donnas, Parry Gripp from Nerf Herder, Coz Canler from the Romantics and Jon Rubin of the Rubinoos!
Hailing from Portland, Maine, The Leftovers formed in 2002, have played over 350 shows to date including touring the UK and has garnered a true cult following within the underground pop-punk scene, getting attention from all-stars Ben Weasel (of Screeching Weasel fame) and Larry Livermore (founder of Lookout Records).
The Leftovers are a freakin' breath of fresh air! They are fun, fascinating and ROCKIN'! And most of all, chicks dig 'em!
– Jaret Reddick from Bowling For Soup
Tracks:
Can’t Stop
Telephone Operator
Girlfriend
Get To Know You
(featuring Kim Shattuck)
Thinking About Her
You Know What You Do
I Want You Back
Untouchable
(Featuring Coz Canler)
Lost and Found
Get Out Of My Head
The Only One
(Featuring Parry Gripp)
Make You Mine
Dance With Me
Party Til We Die
(Featuring Brett Anderson)
$ 19.99 USD
We have just a few copies of the Leftover’s “Eager To Please” on colored vinyl. These LPs were uncovered during our move from Los Angeles to Las Vegas and are in extremely limited supply. Specify your favorite choice of color and we will do our best to get that to you.
The Leftovers ultra-catchy power pop gems in their new release, “Eager To Please”, successfully combines the classic 60”s sounds of The Beatles and the Beach Boys with the 70”s Power Pop of Elvis Costello, The Romantics and the Rubinoos, while keeping the upbeat energy of the Ramones and The Queers. That”s right folks, “Eager to Please” has a little something for every fan of Power Pop and Post Punk music.
The Leftovers new album “Eager to Please” was produced by Linus of Hollywood and features Kim Shattuck of The Muffs, Brett Anderson of The Donnas, Parry Gripp from Nerf Herder, Coz Canler from the Romantics and Jon Rubin of the Rubinoos!
Hailing from Portland, Maine, The Leftovers formed in 2002, have played over 350 shows to date including touring the UK and has garnered a true cult following within the underground pop-punk scene, getting attention from all-stars Ben Weasel (of Screeching Weasel fame) and Larry Livermore (founder of Lookout Records).
The Leftovers are a freakin breath of fresh air! They are fun, fascinating and ROCKIN! And most of all, chicks dig em! – Jaret Reddick from Bowling For Soup
Tracks:
Can’t Stop
Telephone Operator
Girlfriend
Get To Know You (featuring Kim Shattuck)
Thinking About Her
You Know What You Do
I Want You Back
Untouchable (Featuring Coz Canler)
Lost and Found
Get Out Of My Head
The Only One (Featuring Parry Gripp)
Make You Mine
Dance With Me
Party Til We Die (Featuring Brett Anderson)
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