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George Lopez - Team Leader CD

$ 10.00 USD

George Lopez is one of the premier comedic talents in the entertainment industry today. He is the co-creator, writer, producer and star of the ABC network and Warner Bros. Television produced sitcom, “George Lopez,” now in its third season. “Team Leader” was released in 2003 to great public acclaim and was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album in 2004.

Tracks:
Spanglish
Chicano Speak
Orientation
Team Leader
Kids In The Store
The Bike
Mexican Homes
Dogs
Disposable Camera
Disneyland
Weddings In The Back Yard
My Uncle’s Heart Attack
Love You…Sober
Crazy Aunt
The Bush
The White House
Fame
Jack In The Box
Socoro

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George Lopez - Right Now CD

$ 10.00 USD

GEORGE LOPEZ reached a broad audience as the host of his own radio show in Los Angeles. When the station changed formats George found a new way to keep himself busy – with his own TV show on ABC!

This CD captures a great moment in George’s development as a stand up comedian. Check this one out and while shopping, check out George’s other CDs “Team Leader” and “Alien Nation”, both available here at coolcds.com or by calling 1-800-COOL-CDS.

Tracks:
Introduction
Chicano Dudes
Trip To Mexico
Dodger Games
You Saw Me
Clocks
Memories
Livin’ At Home
Sex Talk
E.R.
Habla Habla?-$40 Fine
Birthdays
Memmer?…U Memmer!
You’re Gonna Say No
Holmes Depot
Right Now Right Now?…Later Later!
Original Factory Color
Color

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George Lopez - El Mas Chingon CD

$ 10.00 USD

On “El Mas Chingon” (or ‘The Baddest…”), standup comic and sitcom star George Lopez’s observations on Latino culture and his own life reveal him to be one of the most real and honest comedians since Richard Pryor. With his comedy albums, tours, TV show, book, movies, awards and influence, comedian George Lopez is El Mas Chingon.

George Lopez is a Harris Poll Top Ten TV Personality, on TV Guide’s list of 50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time and recognized by Time Magazine as one of the 25 Most Influential Hispanics In America.

Awards include Image Vision Award, Latino Spirit Award for Excellence in Television, the National Hispanic Media Coalition Impact Award and a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This CD will ship autographed – while supplies last!

Tracks:
Si Se Puede “Oh My God”
Different Is Masputo
Kids Now
Swimming
Weenies On A Fork
Cider
Church Hangover
Grandma & The Supremes
White Dudes In The Family
Going Back Five Times
Walk Of Fame
Will
Who Told You That?
Kidney
Operation Chorizo

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Red Peters - Ol Blue Balls Is Back CD

$ 10.00 USD

Tracks:
Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (w/Pinchloaf’s Theme)
The Spelling Song
I Don’t Just Love You Down There
Pullin’ It All Night Long
Pinchloaf segue #1
The First Time I Met You
I Wanna Polka Polka
Doggy Style
Babe’s Auto Villa
Pinchloaf segue #2
You Ain’t Getting’ Shit For Christmas
Up Your Ass
Long And Hard
Natural Causes Chicken
The Closing Song
Pinchloaf segue #3
Use Your Hand
Take It Out At The Ballgame
Peenitch
Gourmet Firewood

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Red Peters - I Laughed… I Cried… I fudged My Undies! CD

$ 15.00 USD

The amazing Red Peter’s classic album is back in stock in VERY limited quantities. order now before this classic album disappears!

Tracks:
Baby Blue Intro (with Alan Pinchloaf)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
How’s Your Whole… Family?
The Two Gay Irishmen
Rocket In My Pants
Intro By Alan Pinchloaf
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains
The Dark Years: Stains Incident / Tourette Benefit / I’m A Pig / Did You Ever Fudge Your Undies In The Rain? / Fudge Rap / Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer / Italian Polka
Little Peter
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
Baby Blue
(Instrumental)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
(Instrumental)
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
(Karaoke Mix)
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
(Karaoke Mix)
Diana
The 10 Second National Anthem

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Jackie Martling - Sgt Pecker CD

$ 10.00 USD

My second CD, Sgt. Pecker, was recorded in 1995 at “Chuckles,” in Mineola, one of the three original Long Island comedy clubs.
Growing out of Long Island’s first actual comedy show, produced by me & Richie Minervini at “Cinnamon,” a restaurant in Huntington, in 1979, were Richie Minervini’s “The East Side Comedy Club,” Jackie Martling’s “Governor’s Comedy Shop,” and Jim Myers “Chuckles.” On stage at Chuckles I ad-libbed a lot of the lines that are still with me every show.

I love the very end. The CD closes with a classic motorcycle joke that I had repaired many years earlier. I’ll explain that and ramble on a lot more about my second Oglio CD Sgt. Pecker on my blogalicious with Red Peters.

After a few days of telemarketing this CD, selling lots because as part of my radio deal Howard Stern said the number twice a day to millions of listeners, West Telemarketing called and told us they were dropping the product because their little old ladies in Omaha who answered the phones refused to say “pecker.” I swear.

I announced on the air the next day that it was the last day the CD would be available by phone, and we sold 20,000. Far & away our best sales day ever. Quintessential good new, bad news.

– Jackie Martling

Tracks:
Meatballs and Monkeys
Caninnes and Crayons
Rags and Racers
Habits and Heroes
Myths and Moms
Trips and Traps
Pigs and Pee
Herds and Hookers
Lovers and Utters
Diapers and Diggers
Stoppers and Stingers
Fowls and Fatsos
Digits and Dweebs
Dinosaurs and Daddies

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Jackie Martling - Hot Dogs and Donuts CD

$ 10.00 USD

Carl Oglio is a huge Howard Stern Show fan, and in 1996 he asked me to record a CD for his Oglio Records. I’m still smiling about turning him down. I mean, saying yes, I’d love to.
Since the girls wouldn’t say “Sgt. Pecker,” I told the crowds at the tapings for the next CD that I decided to make it a bit more cryptic and call the next one “Hot Dogs & Donuts,” figuring if somebody made something sexual of it that it was as much them as it was me.
Nancy Sirianni, my production partner & wife, came up with the photo ideas and spelling out the name with hot dogs & donuts.
Jackie Martling

Tracks:
Poops & Probes
Jammers & Geniuses
Smooches & Stammers
Munchers & Mares
Nips & Necklaces
Odors & Officers
Eaters & Errors
Contemplators & Calculators
Astainers &Architects
Condiments & Compliments
Barf & Breadwinners
Humpers & Holders
Clammers &Chubbies
Turds & Trims
Chasers & Cruisers
Pullers & Puppets
Gamblers & Grunters
Pooches & Perverts
Semen & Showmen
Gigolos & Gourmets
Pharmacists & Fishes
Polin’ The Colon
Squirters & Soilers
Siblings & Surprises
Leches & Lures
Tears & Trades

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Jackie Martling - F-Jackie CD

$ 10.00 USD

Los Angeles – Oglio Records has reissued three classic Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling albums from the Jokeland vaults, What Did You Expect, Goin’ Ape and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well. In celebration of April Fool’s Day, the only holiday devoted to all things funny, Oglio Records is running a month long comedy sale with the digital versions of all 11 Jackie Martling comedy albums on sale for only $4.99, including at Amazon and iTunes.

The Jackie reissues are his first three comedy albums, originally released on vinyl. What Did You Expect (his official comedy debut and originally released in 1979), Goin’ Ape (originally released in 1980) and Normal People Are People You Don’t Know Very Well (originally released in 1981). These were the albums that Jackie later sent to Howard Stern and by 1986, Jackie was a full time member of The Howard Stern Show.

Jackie signed with Oglio Records in 1996 and by 2011, their partnership accounts for 11 official Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling comedy albums, a comedy podcast series with fellow Oglio Records recording artist Red Peters and Jackie ring tones. The famous Jackie laugh is now available as various ring tones at Verizon, AT&T and all mobile carriers.

I love jokes, and I’ve remembered every one I’ve come across since 1954. – Jackie Martling

snart is Jackie’s latest comedy record featuring new material for Oglio Records and is available as a CD/DVD combo. In addition to the three new reissues, What Did You Expect, Goin Ape and Normal People, his catalog includes snart, F. Jackie, Hot Dogs and Donuts, Sgt. Pecker, The Joke Man, Come Again? as well as his two squeaky clean kids titles, Jokemaster Jr. and Grossmaster Jr..

Jackie Martling can currently be heard on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, hosting “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” on Howard 101 Tuesdays at 7 pm EST. First hitting the comedy stage in 1979, Jackie’s been a national headliner since the early 80’s and continues to tour regularly. Check jokeland.com for all tour dates.

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